I'm Too Old To Fight, So I'll Just Fuck Your Dad Instead Versatile Streetwear Hoodie

Elevate your casual wardrobe with the I'm Too Old To Fight, So I'll Just Fuck Your Dad Instead Hoodie – crafted from premium 60% cotton and 40% polyester for everyday comfort and durability. Designed for I'm Too Old To Fight, So I'll Just Fuck Your Dad Instead style enthusiasts who value both fit and function, this unisex sweatshirt features a relaxed silhouette, breathable fabric, and versatile streetwear appeal. Whether you're exploring the city, relaxing at home, or meeting friends for a I'm Too Old To Fight, So I'll Just Fuck Your Dad Instead weekend outing, this hoodie delivers softness, style, and easy care in one timeless piece.

Key Features:

1. Premium 300gsm Cotton-Blend Fabric
   
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• Lightweight yet warm enough for cool evenings or indoor lounging.

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• Machine or hand washable under 45°C. No bleaching.
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Care Instructions:

• Machine washable at ≤45°C. Do not bleach.
• Do not soak for extended periods.
• Tumble dry low or air dry for best results.

Note:

• Product measurements may vary within 1–2 cm due to manual sizing methods.

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